Almost every day the lady Diane or meself drive by this building which is part of some kind of church/day care/pre-school/ christian charter school all of which is printed on the big sign on the corner of the street where we turn to get to our humble abode. On the bottom of this sight that announces "(*&(*%** Church/Day Care/Pre-school/Christian Charter School and WE SELL OXI-CLEAN. Today we were driving home for our morning walk in the Albuquerque Botanical Gardens and as we approached our turning corner at this church/day care/pre-school/christian charter school the bottom line was gone, No more Oxi-clean. Could this be a result of The Da Vinci Code or has someone just had a revelation? Should I change to Simple Green?
its the rapture, the oxyclean has acendeed to get the 4 totlet brushes and cleans away our sins. I told everyone the day 6/6/06 was the day of the rapture!
What's happened here, is that we've discovered the lids on Oxy-Clean nails your cuticles everry time you try to pry the damn thing open with bare hands
Try Fabuloso instead. Contact any member of the Unitarian Jihad.
Ok Dudes and Dudettes, this is serious shit. I'm not making this shit up. This is real. They are no longer selling Oxi-clean (behind the tax evasion scheme of being a "church") I want to know if this is theological or secular. I want to know asap. I need to stock up on alternatives. I may need to plan a trip to cost-co.
This is hilarious. You must have posted this at nearly the exact same time I posted about the bible being an outdated Ad-Campaign.
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