A Special Birthday This Week Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.
Jerky kid. Thought that she had the world's leader literally "by the balls". She was not smart enough to know that Billy Boy is now the revered elder statesman, while she is simply a wink and a smirk in the pages of history.
I am sure that her former "position" will do nothing for her career. I also cannot imagine any guy bringing her home to mamma.
Her high "protein" diet while in the white house is the cause of the excess impairments. That coupled with habit of hiding extra protein in her clothes for later consumption all play a part in how she looks today.