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Happy Birthday Monica!

 
 
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Reply Sun 28 May, 2006 07:34 pm
A Special Birthday This Week Can you believe it? Monica Lewinsky turned 31 this week. It seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees.

They grow up so fast.

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Reply Sun 28 May, 2006 11:08 pm
Hi Nick, Is Monica still selling "designer" purses? I just dropped in to say "hello," because I saw your name as the creator of this thread. Wink
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 09:11 am
Hi CI! I don't know about the purses but it's obvious her gig as Weight Watchers spokesperson has ended.
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 10:26 am
No more magazine covers for her!
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 12:52 pm
OMG what happened with her breasts? No wait - what happened with her hair??
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 12:54 pm
The better q is "what happened?"
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 01:03 pm
Catty, catty catty... Shame on y'all.
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 02:04 pm
Shame on all of us for making Monica look the way she does today! OMG, can we be blamed for everybody else's problems?
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 02:15 pm
Jerky kid. Thought that she had the world's leader literally "by the balls". She was not smart enough to know that Billy Boy is now the revered elder statesman, while she is simply a wink and a smirk in the pages of history.

I am sure that her former "position" will do nothing for her career. I also cannot imagine any guy bringing her home to mamma.
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 02:36 pm
Is it my imagination or has she gained a couple.....................................

















of hundred poounds?
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Reply Mon 29 May, 2006 02:49 pm
"Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet Monica". As the parents fall to the floor.
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Reply Wed 31 May, 2006 08:53 am
Her high "protein" diet while in the white house is the cause of the excess impairments. That coupled with habit of hiding extra protein in her clothes for later consumption all play a part in how she looks today.

wowsers Shocked
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