Re: New Australian Citzenship Questionaire
1 - How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog?
2 - When packing an Esky do you put the ice or the beer in first?
3 - Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze and ham. In 40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues fine.
4 - How many beers in a slab?
5 - Does "yeah-nah" mean:
a) "Yes and no"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?
6 - The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
7 - When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?
8 - Name three of the Daddo brothers.
9 - Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
10 - Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the beach?
11 - Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
12 - How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip
from Australia to England?
13 - How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a
Torana travelling at 120 km/h?
14 - Who are Scott and Charlene?
15 - How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
16 - If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it personally?
17 - Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer the fastest?
18 - Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
19 - Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
d) Japanese Safety Boots
20 - On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
21 - What is someone more likely to die of?
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
22 - How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional
23 - Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sahn?
24 - Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the
25 - Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
26 - Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva
27 - Is it best to take a sick day:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket's on
28 - What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
29 - What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
30 - What are Budgie smugglers?
31 - Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
32 - A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player
33 - What does having a 'chunder' mean?
34 - When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any
35 - What do the following terms mean:
36 - Best Aussie name is what?
1. No idea
2. Ice? (I don't drink beer!)
3. None of the above
4. I have no idea. Did I mention I hate beer?
6. I don't know. Aren't they traditional and from long before any?
9. No idea.
10. None of those. I hate beer!
11. Maybe! NO!
12. No idea. Way too many, as I recall.
13. In my case, none.
14. Don't know.
15. Er....I don't eat tomato sauce.
18. I had a nouveau mullet a while back....actually looked ok!
19. b, of course!
21. c. (or mebbe f?)
22. I don't eat steak.
23. No. At least not that I know of...play it.
25. wine, mineral water, marinated seafood, salad, glasses, paper plates, cutlery.
26. Er, a?
27. I am having a sick day. Is the cricket on?
28. Sugar Glider?
29. One is bigger?
30. Tight male bathers. Speedos?
31. Who's Molly?
33. Don't ASK! I am having a sick day because I have gastro!
34. Of course!
Oh my goodness!
I'm really pissed.
36. Oh god stop it! I am actually, for real, WORKING with a Sharlene!