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Mon 8 May, 2006 08:33 pm
Subject: The Life Cycle is all backwards.........
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you
know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an
old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a
gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You enjoy life, you party, and you get
ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then
you finish off as an orgasm!
Merry Andrew, that sounds like a wonderful idea. According to my avatar, I'm in that basking state, heading for orgasm.
Wasn't it great getting a gold watch on your first day on the job, mags? Of curse, the fact that the paycheck kept getting smaller and smaller was no picnic.
Yeah. The day that I had to quit driving, right after my 16th birthday, was pretty sad, too. Then backward through puberty. Maybe this is not such a hot idea after all.
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