Grocery theft

I just did some grocery shopping. Nothing serious, no meat, just some basic staples I was running short of. When I left the store, my wallet several grams lighter, I was reminded of this old chestnut:

Woman runs up to a cop in the parking lot of a supermarket.

Woman: "Officer, someone has stolen more than fifty dollars worth of groceries out of my parked car."

Cop: "Where were they, ma'am? Back seat? Trunk?"

Woman: "No, I had them in the glove compartment."