Dallas air controllers

Dallas ACT: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ACT. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ACT "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ACT. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ACT! DALLAS ACT!!!"

Dallas ACT: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ACT: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hey" for us -- ya hear?..