You mean heaven is X rated? Or a nudist colony. Well, I suppose if you believe, they will provide togas. Oh, no, now it's a toga party.
A few words from Blondie.
Toe to toe
Dancing very slow
Wall to wall
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
And a wild attack
Face to face
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind.....
You know, I've been thinking about this for a long time and I have come up with a few questions for real Rapturists (I know that's not a real word, but I couldn't think of a shorter name for "Christians who believe in the Rapture").
1. Who exactly will be "raptured" up into Heaven?
2. If to be Christian is to help those in need, surely it would be unChristian for Christians to not resist the Rapture, in order to stay on Earth and protect those that need protecting? After all, Jesus was not picky about whom he cured? If Christians are supposed to follow in Jesus' footsteps, surely that means they must themselves also not be picky about whom they help? Therefore, it is Christian to resist the rapture, stay on Earth, and help those who are to remain on Earth and suffer?
The Rapture is waking up.
THIS is the Rapture.
Dont faint...ho ho ho
Oh dear. You mean, like right now?