Not to upset your delicate sensibilities, A2K Puritans, but I eat yeast infections. That's right. Sorry if that "offends" you, or if you're not mature enough to handle adult sexuality.
Yes, I suppose in this repressed republic we call "America," it's "uncouth" or "totally goddamn disgusting" to admit this pastime of mine. But I won't be fettered by your ridiculous standards.
Standards like brushing my teeth after eating a yeast infection.
Oops, there I go again. Run to church little angels. I'll simply continue to be free.
<rubs hands together> (to self): Yes, that was a classic Gargamel. One day you will win the Nobel Prize. You are liberating this country, one bored blogger at a time.
