Chicago Bears Fan

A sports reporter for the Chicago Sun-Times is walking through Grant
Park when he notices two boys playing football. Out of nowhere, a pit
bull attacks one of the boys and begins mauling him. The other boy,
having no choice, finds a large branch and clubs the dog over the head
with it, killing the dog. The shocked reporter rushes over to the two
boys, and after finding out they were alright, offers to write a story
about
the heroic little boy. Since the reporter was a sports reporter, he
decided to give his headline a sports slant:

"Young Chicago Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal"

The little boy looks at the headline and says, "Sorry mister, but I'm
not a Bears fan. The reporter stops writing and says, "Oh, well
since you were playing football and we're in Chicago, I just assumed
you were a Bears fan".

And so the reporter begins a new headline:

"Little Minnesota Vikings Fan Fends Off Mad Dog Attack"

The little boy looks at the headline and shakes his head. "I'm
not a Vikings fan either, mister" says the boy. The reporter erases his
headline again and says, "Gee, I thought every kid in the Midwest was
either a Bears or Vikings fan. To save time, why don't you just tell me
what team you do root for." The little boy smiles and says, "I'm a Green

Bay Packers fan."

The reporter nods and begins his final headline:

"Little Cheesehead Bastard Murders Beloved Family Pet"