Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream...

If you see an alligator,
Don't forget to scream!
(Aaaaaaaah!)

If you see a hippo there,
Feed it some ice cream!
(Mmmmmmmmmm!)

You guys do this too, eh?

We've had

If you see a Christmas tree,
Don't forget to say ouch! (ooouuuch!)

Just asked her now:

If you see a couch,
Don't forget to go bounce (bouncy bounce)

If you see some fireworks,
Don't forget to go boom (BOOM!)

If you see a dragon,
Don't forget to scream (aahhhhh!)

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At least yours rhyme.

huh?


where do you put those vs in ?

Whole thing:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
and if you... [the weird ones go here, after the first two verses]

Actual whole thing, without weirdness:

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

Here's another that we got from Gymboree:

Ha ha! I fooled you,
I'm a submarine! (Turn the kid upside down.)

We were doing this this morning. Two that Yaya came up with:

Ha, ha! I fooled you,
I'm a hippomapotamus.

If you see a hippomapotamus,
Give him a hug! (And I got a great big hug. Apparently, I'm a hippo....)