RETARDS FOR JEEBUS . . .

No lisping as an emulation of Truman Capote, just schlurring.

my orange juw'ce box says concentrate

so soon's I'ma done wid dat I jion ya fer sum shootin.

Does Reverend Lovelace have a daughter? Linda perhaps???

Well, the secret is out . . . but she is his sister . . .

How does the good reverand/brother feel about his sisters... dubious career choices and is she available for bachelor parties?

Praise the lord and STOP SHOPING

http://www.revbilly.com/index.php

Is this all about Oral Roberts?

Oral Roberts ? ! ? ! ?


Who the hell is that, one a yer homo friends ? ! ? ! ?

I ask Americans to bow our heads in humility before our Heavenly Father, a God who calls us not to judge our neighbors, but to love them, to ask His guidance upon our nation and its leaders in every level of government.
-- George W. Bush, National Day of Prayer Proclamation of January 20, 2001, one of his first acts as United States President, quoted from "President Bush Announces Religious Agenda on Inauguration Day: Bush Presents Himself as 'Determined Foe of Church-State Separation,' Says Americans United," January 20, 2001

I originally placed this in the Spirituality and Religion forum. Some high mucky-mucky, apparently lacking a sense of humor, moved it to the Humor forum.

One thing is sure, though, this ain't the Politics forum.

is this a redneck topic?

If only.

(Sigh.)

Is that boy insultin' me?

I thank he may have thet in mind.

Just lemme open up this here can a whup-ass . . .


. . . Say ! ! ! Husker ! ! ! Com'ere a minnit, ol' Buddy . . .

Oh, oh -- he's cranked out thet Popeye speenach and ready fa acshun.