The Evil Genie game:

You have; it's called a pension, and you are 86.

I wish my visitors would come one at a time instead of all at once.

Granted, each visitor comes and stays for 8 hours, is then replaced with the next visitor staying for 8 hours, this continues for 50 days and 50 nights.


I wish I could go back 30 years and warn myself about what is about to happen.

grated the magic spell cost u 1000 dollers i wish i could never die

grated your stuck in the past i wish i could never die

scratch that

Granted- you will never die. Unfortunately, you can still experience pain and bodily decay. About 300 years from now, your neighbors can no longer tolerate your screams of pain, lock you in a crate and bury the crate under tons of concrete at the new spaceport. You lay there screaming inside your box for a few million years until the sun explodes, and then your living molecules, no longer able to scream or able to hold a coherent thought, but still experiencing mindless pain, rocket off toward another galaxy.

That last result was horrifying. I wish I'd never written that.

Granted you never wrote that however it is unchanged and being unchanged will play back in your mind for the next 10,000,000 years.


I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your name is Icarus and you know what happens...

I wish I felt 100% well.

Granted but because of this you lose your health insurance and after being hit by a car cannot be treated for!


I wish to be a genie myself!

wish GRANTED but ur forced to live in a lamp forevverrrr until someone sets u free...and think about it SELFISH world haha



I WISH MY COMPUTER WASNT GAY

Granted. You should change all the world into a gay community first.

I wish I were a mega-rich.

Granted but he falls in love with a tv and they have a hideos tv computer type baby!

I wish that wouldn't get sucked into vacuum cleaners all the time!

Granted. You now have an unlimited supply of megas.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

Granted, but it means that you are 12 feet tall!


I wish I could afford to live in a house.

Aww, you guys aren't going to make me grant my own wish, are you?

I guess I have to play on my own then.


It's a tiny one room house in a ghetto.


I wish there was world peace.

Anyone?

Granted, but all the humans must leave first.

I wish for a cool breeze.

Thank you, and very good!

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Granted, but you're getting hurricane level breezes!

Yeah, I understand the old evil genie...

No wish?