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Have you ever stood there and wondered

 
 
Post: # 193,933
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:02 pm
Who's butt is this? It's certainly not mine. I want to know who left it here and when they're coming back for it.
 
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:06 pm
Happens sometimes when I roll over in the morning after a drunken night, yes.

C'mon...love your butt. Embrace your butt. Call it George.

Okay, calling it George might be weird, but you know.
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Post: # 193,946
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:09 pm
Haha, Geogette? Georgia? Actually, it started to become what it is while I lived in Georgia. Too much boozin.

Actually, the butts not bugging me quite so much as the thighs. And the fact that I can only fit into my "fat pants". Aaaand, I now have a little belly. That's really new.
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:12 pm
Haven't you ever heard that song by Sir Mix Alot?

Keep boozin'.
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Post: # 193,956
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:14 pm
I can safely say I've never heard the song.
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:16 pm
Then you live under a rock.

It's a rap song? About 8-10 years old, maybe? Always was on the radio+MTV?

Starts off:

"I like big butts and I cannot lie..
You other brothers can't deny...
That when I see a big butt, and blah blah blah...
I get SPRUNG!"

No?
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Post: # 193,991
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Reply Wed 30 Apr, 2003 09:37 pm
mmmmmmm, doesn't look familiar.

Course I do know that "fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round". But that doesn't count really does it?
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 02:39 am
I love my butt (and so do others) wouldn't exchange it with anyone...errr..umm..maybe Brad Pitt
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 08:08 am
No, it doesn't count.

Do these pants make my ass look fat?
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 08:11 am
Hey now.. Don't be blaming the pants. lol
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Post: # 194,343
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:04 am
"my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon!"
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Post: # 194,519
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 10:46 am
This baby has always had back...it was good...till it got to be more..now its just scary.
However, its mine, and Ill keep it, thanks...and if you dont like it, dont look...I dont whenever possible Wink
I am however in quite a quandry regarding the belly thing as well k...I had the most phenominal abs..really though, I was always complimented on my stomach...was the one thing that was great, no complaints, thats for sure...and its gone..and I dont know who stole it but, Im pretty much on the lookout and all I ever see are these like 17 year olds who might have it...and thats just wrong.
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 10:54 am
Have you ever stood there and wondered
The Swingers Credo the more the merrier could be applied to a single entity or revert to the more established more bounce to the ounce
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Post: # 194,939
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 06:44 pm
And then there's, "the bigger the cushion..."

Cass - Will we have to excersize or something?
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:55 am
Keep ya' warm in the winter, and shady in the summer...
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Post: # 195,273
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 08:02 am
Built for comfort, not for speed.
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 08:04 am
Verandah over the toyshop....
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Post: # 195,344
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 08:48 am
exercise....

YIKES

noidonwanna

Id rather remove all mirrors from my living quarters....humm, thinking about it..I never did replace that full length...something sub concious about that I think now.

Okay, I guess it depends on the exercise really.
Still.
nah.
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:02 pm
You people have it easy.

My butt is broken!!!



Right down the middle too.
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Post: # 196,023
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Reply Fri 2 May, 2003 07:03 pm
Q - oooooh, maybe THAT'S why my butt's growing. I think sex is good butt excersize.
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