Quote:Re: Mr Stillwater (Post 3500406)
I don't clarm on the first date.
Down at the clarm-shop, they say otherwise.......
For a good clarm, call Stilly.
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How many clarms must a man go down,
Before you can call him a clarm?
Soon we could substitute clarms for coins..
In these troubled economic times, are the values of your clarms holding up? They are, I hear, a hedge against economic ruin.
Clarm morning, Jespah. Or, is that 'good clarm'?
With clarm, everything is right.
.. 
... they're always after me Lucky Clarms...
Whit's the dufference bitween clarm-cakes and trea-cakes?
Ideal on strawlberries on a clarm simmers day.
Whilst sipping gin and clarmic by the lake!
The low throb of drums in the darkness. "Captain, the Clarms are restless tonight". "Yes Sergeant, it seems as though the whole Clarm nation has descended on this hell-hole. Damn this war". "I love you, Captain!". "Speak not of our forbidden love, here within sight of the frontier to Clarm".
"Ben Dover, Sir!". "Say WHAT Sergeant!!". "It's Trooper Dover, Sir! Those fiends have given him a Clarm-Haircut and cut of his clarms, both of them". "That poor sweet boy! Those savages, mutilating his sweet, strong flesh!!".
"Phil Macavity, Sir!". "Now you have gone TOO far Sergeant". "No. Major Macavity! He's here with the relief column!!".
"And Captain, I see you taking up the ass whilst the whole troop looks on!"
"Not old Major-General 'Raging' Roger U. Takingituptheass-Whilstthewholetrooplookson! Jolly good! He'll soon sort out those Clarmish blighters! Fancy a quick fuck, Sergeant?"
"You had me at 'Raging Roger', Sir!".
Quote:You had me at "Clarm".
Hell of an admission. Does Region know...or suspect?
Clarm's length! No doubt clarmless.
