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Clarm - WTF does it mean????!??!??!

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View Profile Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2008 12:36 am
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The United States of Clarm
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View Profile jespah
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2008 08:33 am
So, they've passed the Clarm Bill? Or does that wait for the Inauguration?
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View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2008 09:23 am
The bill has passed, Jes, but President Oclarma has to sign it. So, post-inauguration.
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2008 12:51 pm
Raise your right clarm and repeat after me.

Surely clarm is a claw on the end of an articulated arm.

"With a JCB Joe clarmed out a trench for the foundations. " (Confessions of a Muck-shifter by Felicity Longbottom.)

Hence my previous posts.
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View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 7 Dec, 2008 10:55 pm
Now I know I'm in a bad way. That post actually makes sense to me.
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 01:45 am
I notice that Joe N was very taken with Clarmity Jane's eyes on that "Eye" thread today.
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 05:37 am
Tonight I'm going to Clarm Town. Watch my stuff, willya?
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 07:23 am
Beware of the dangerous bearded clarm.
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 08:52 am
I've just clarmed a dollop of butter on a hot crumpet and by heck it is tasty.
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 11:41 am
Let us not forget that classic hit by the UK group Hawkwind, from 1977, Quarks, Strangeness and Clarm . . .
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 01:09 pm
Clarms and strange are two different types of quack, and it is combinations of these and their antifatter pooterparts that make up the clarm-strange me-ons. They are held together by special force-carrying particles called glue.
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 03:32 pm
Or perhaps they're held together by the Special Forces.

Singing a Beach Boys ditty,

Clarm only knows
where I'd be
without you
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2008 04:11 pm
If you take a type of claw on the end of a long arm you can clarm the birds from the trees.
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View Profile Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 12:36 am
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you can clarm the birds from the trees.


I can lend you my double-barrelled clarm-gun for that.
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 02:21 am
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I can lend you my double-barrelled clarm-gun for that.


No guns please - we're Australian!
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View Profile Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 03:12 am
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We're humane bird-clarmers, my lady!
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 04:57 am
When the Obamas buy a puppy, it will be a Clarm Terrier.
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View Profile Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2008 10:37 pm
I'm going to bed pretty soon. It's near midnight and I want to be alert and bright-eyed when the clarm goes off in the morning.
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View Profile Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2008 12:03 am
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I want to be alert and bright-eyed when the clarm goes off in the morning


I don't - I want to get good and clarmed tonite. Ladies??
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Reply Wed 10 Dec, 2008 05:07 am
I don't clarm on the first date.

So wait for the second one, Stilly.
 

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