Oh letty you beat me to it, I was going to ask what the WTF does WTF mean?
WTF means What the Folk . . . almost . . .
Where The Fore
as in Where the fore art thou Romeo
ehBeth wrote:Clarm on.
Clarm off.
It's the Clarmer.
$19.99 if you call right now.
The Clarmer.
Brilliant.
WTF = Where's that Frodo? Often said by a certain Mrs. Baggins when an overly cute hobbit had been at the mushroom clarms.
Last night there was a clarm of ploobles singing sweetly in the pines outside our bedroom window.
Clarm: Pronounced Clarm. Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, Pronoun, Subjugated verb, can be used to splice a split infinitive, can be used to shore up a dangeling participle.
1. John is full of Clarm
2. Pete Clarmed Jane all night long.
3. Rick sells Clarm in the evenings to make extra cash.
4. Jim was very happy with his new car, it was quite Clarmarific. {note, the use of Clarmtastic is improper in such instances.}
5. Sam was having trouble with his Clarm, so he paid a visit to the Clarmologist, who then ordered a total Clarmectomemy.
A US military term "Shock and Clarm".
quotes:
"All who Clarm are not lost."
"Walk softly and carry a big Clarm"
Slang: After a stressful day at the office, Earl enjoys a $5 Clarm Job on the bus ride home.
Middle English, Clarm, to Clarm. French sie vou Clarm. Medieval Latin. et tu Clarmius. German: Woe ist dein Clarm?
You are a true clarmophile.
John Lennon's Instant Clarma
Instant Clarma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you
Instant Clarma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell d'you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev'ryone come on
Instant Clarma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev'ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Believe me, if all those endearing young clarms...
Drugs.
I'm gonna get so totally clarmed man ... clarmed outta my effin head, I tell ya. Aaah jesus, I'm all clarmed up now. Oi! you f*cking kunt! dont be clarmin on my gear ya wanker!
Oh fUkk, this clarm's so good I feel like I'm dying here man, I'm CLARMING fer chrissakes clarm-clarm-clarm-clarm yanno ha ha! ah bollocks. Yer clarmed now ya clown.
Hey - HEY - baby, baby - you - wanna clarm with me tanight? I'll get y'all clarmed and ready to go no what Im sayin? Ooo if ya rub yr clarms aginst me and Ill clarm yer rub so good ya KNOW its gonna feel deef*ckinclarmilicious...
Now wheres that other clarm I had ... I had it rite here, ah fer fuccks sake I swear ya I had it HERE, right here ...
dontcha worry Ill be rite back just gonna get meself clarmored well with that clarmin' geezer over there he was clarmin before gotta ave some clarm on im..
ya stay here rite? Dont clarm anything I wouldnt, ey! HA ha ha
The capsules are probably clarmithromycin 500mg.
Good for whatever ails you!
I think it should be a name. This is our daughter, Clarm Sue, and this is our son, Clarm Junior.
BTW, this photo can also be found under clarm:
Tell me, son, have you clarmed yourself today?
Clarma and dlogma. (The latter being similar to the Hare of the Dog, an unholy union and a prelude to the End Times.)
To clarmly go where no man has gone before.
Archaic usage, starting a hand-cranked automobile. "I clarmed the flivver."
And a musical instrument, as well.
I clarmed the flivver, I like that.
