Manipulating women into liking you

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dlowan wrote:

No, like a Kicky better watch it tone.

No tone. Just fun.

Come here and gimme a kiss on the cheek.

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jesus slappy, I'm trying to pick up dlowan here with my clever talk, and you come in with all this serious stuff.

too late now, she's swapping spit with kicky...

how about you talk720000? busy later on?

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I am just reading, no comment.

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Waiting to pounce.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

Stop with this useless sh!t.

Dlowan, why didn't your hot friend just get up and walk around...talk to people? Guys were intimidated by her, maybe she looks unapproachable.

It wasn't my hot friend.

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kickycan wrote:

dlowan wrote:
No, like a Kicky better watch it tone.

No tone. Just fun.

Come here and gimme a kiss on the cheek.

You bare your arse at ME and you'll certainly know what a Kicky feels like.

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I was watching how nicely Salma Hayek fills out her green Oscar dress.

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Slappy don't listen to anybody putting you down!!

Great thread, read the whole thing. Very good ideas put forth and over-all, well done. You should really think about writing a book. Very respectable. Great thread. But don't give into the negativity, stay strong Slappy!

In the words of Noddy, hold your dominion Slappy.

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I think he likes it more when other people hold it for him.

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dlowan wrote:

I think he likes it more when other people hold it for him.

And shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Thanks, crazydiamond.

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OCCOM BILL wrote:

That's enough or I'm going to start sounding like Dr. Ruth (if I haven't already). :razz:

Actually Bill that was pretty good. I'm impressed.

I like to razz Slappy a bit and I do agree with Soz a lot, but believe it or not, this thread's actually been pretty helpful even to folks like me.

Not cause any of it is new or anything but - well, like this post of yours Bill, it's more like a sanity checklist - a reminder of those things you just need to remind yourself of, over and again. (Hell, folks should print it out.)

Plus, of course, "pretend when talking with a pretty girl that she's your grandmother" is definitely one of the most original pieces of advice so far Razz

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Stray Cat wrote:

Maybe someone can explain what happened to a friend of mine. She's from Slovenia, and she's quite a babe. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, flawless skin, and could easily be a model.

[..]

Anyone want to take a stab at this one? Why would that happen? Especially since good-looking women supposedly get all of this wonderful attention?

Oh, thats an easy one, Stray.

She's Slovenian.

A man dont wanna get near a Slovene girl, I'm telling ya. You may not know, but men can smell it - ohmygod a Slovenian.

<nods> Yep - thats it.

Stray Cat wrote:

BTW, she is one of the nicest, sweetest, kindest people you'd ever want to meet.

Mind you, since I myself dont shy away from a challenge, whats her number?

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I think The Donald married one, Krauss or something.

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Married his grandmother? Or a grandmother?

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Mind you, since I myself dont shy away from a challenge, whats her number?

nimh, I've always thought you sound like a nice guy! So I'll tell her about you!! :wink:

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Well, there you go <smiles>

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Stray Cat, Soz is right. She intimidated every man there. No one wants to be the loser at a wedding.(God, I love weddings). In the secret club Chai alluded to earlier, it's a common known fact; if you can't get laid at a wedding, there's something terribly wrong with you. The only ones I don't like are family events. Too creepy, that.

Thanks Nimh. I'm glad someone got the common sense message I was trumping. I see Dlowan didn't realize I was projecting. She apparently doesn't realize that I've always been pretty cool, for a pretty long time now, even if I do have a crush on my late grandmother. Shocked

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OCCOM BILL wrote:

Stray Cat, Soz is right. She intimidated every man there. No one wants to be the loser at a wedding.(God, I love weddings). In the secret club Chai alluded to earlier, it's a common known fact; if you can't get laid at a wedding, there's something terribly wrong with you. The only ones I don't like are family events. Too creepy, that.

Thanks Nimh. I'm glad someone got the common sense message I was trumping. I see Dlowan didn't realize I was projecting. She apparently doesn't realize that I've always been pretty cool, for a pretty long time now, even if I do have a crush on my late grandmother.

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