THIS JUST IN!!!
No more sunspots. The un is acne free and this bodes very bad for the global warming aficionados. I feel tha we are going to be inundated with Biblical plagues, Global cooling, increasing acidity in our waters, Republican President.
The hell of it, theres no place to go.
a. Then you'd be an aspida.
b. How you gonna know when the last day is?