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WORLD TO END IN 2012.

 
 
View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 02:19 am
farmerman wrote:

THIS JUST IN!!!


No more sunspots. The un is acne free and this bodes very bad for the global warming aficionados. I feel tha we are going to be inundated with Biblical plagues, Global cooling, increasing acidity in our waters, Republican President.
The hell of it, theres no place to go.



That's all fine...except for the Republican President.

Will praying assist with this? Or ought we to be sacrificing middle-aged male creationists?
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 02:20 am
a. Then you'd be an aspida.

b. How you gonna know when the last day is?
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 05:40 am
December 21, 2012.

Get ye prepared.
View Profile DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 08:11 am
December 20, 2012 would be a more numerologically balanced date.

Written in proper notation: 2012-12-20.
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 08:31 am
dlowan wrote:

a. Then you'd be an aspida.

b. How you gonna know when the last day is?


Let's see here...

Okay. Every day of the year 2012 I am going to order two vanilla ice cream cones (soft-serve). I will then immediately eat 1 and 1/2 of them. Yeah, that's it. Then I will leave the remaining half in my freezer and sit in the kitchen for the rest of the day, coloring and waiting for the world to end.

Excellent.
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2008 08:35 am
if the world ends in 2012, these guys are gonna look pretty foolish


okay, more foolish
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