WORLD TO END IN 2012.

Re: WORLD TO END IN 2012.


No time to think about Armageddon... I am over flooded with emails.

then you should endeavor to go out with a well sorted inbox. Seems obvious to me.

12 minutes past 8pm!!

Im gona see my pal tonight, il have to cancel.

I see that not many people are concerned that their lives could be seriously ended in 2012. Well, Im busy collecting plastic bags

I guess there's no point in quitting smoking or drinking now.

By 2012 the earth will be five years into the healing process that began when Dubya decided to vaporize Iran. The captains of the various countries gathered round their red buttons and there was much angst but it meant nothing really, because Grog and Grik, two massive reptilian creature brothers from the Ixli Galaxy and more specifically, the planet 24lluyt, heard the noise and glanced our way.

They saw the flash of light and Grog said, "What the hell was that?" Jumping in their handy dandy space transporter they zoomed close enough to watch the chaos unfold below them and, when boredom set in, Grik lazily stuck his arm out the window, grabbed the planet and popped it into his mouth. A quick gulp and the earth rushed toward the reptilian intestines (or snitts, as they're called on 24lluyt) and settled snugly against his intestinal wall.

A year later, on a trip to Yaktown, Grik farted and the earth was propelled back into space, surprisingly close to its former location, and close enough to the sun, actually quite a bit closer than previously, that things deep in the soil began to squirm and soon small gastropodish creatures were making their way toward land.

2012 huh??? before or after the World Serries?

so why 2012?

wot's the deal?

At least Social Security will remain solvent, for the duration. And we won't run out of oil. A couple of burdens lifted right there.

On the other hand, we'll have to endure all those gloating fundamentalists.

Oh, good. 40 is a good age to go.

69 is a suggestive age to die. Oh, well, let the good times roll.

Well, let's see.

First, I'll have to convert those 20 year bonds to 1, 3 and 5 year CDs. Then I think I'll refinance the house on a 30-year note. (I only have 10 years left, so the payments will be much cheaper.)

Cancel the plastic surgery plans. Who the hell cares!

Hubby can take early retirement...we've got enough in the 401K to last us 7 years. The boy's college savings (who needs it!) will pay for a bunch of good trips for the three of us.

Lessee....what's next......<thinking>

Im just the messanger Chai. I have no reason to believe this but, every time I pass the "literary" section of the supermarket I see that the 2012 deadline for the end of the world as we know it, approaches.

NOME SAIN? AIGHT?

yah man

honky

biyatch

Cracker

I guess there are worse things to do than collecting impressionable old woman, although I can’t think of any………

Sorry, can't make it in 2012 - too much fun living!