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Sun 27 Apr, 2003 11:19 pm
I mean no disrespect (mainly because I don't think sex is dirty). The Bible says Jesus suffered man's sufferings, that he walked in our shoes.
I wonder, and of course all answers are just speculation, if he had sex. I think he did, especially considering the company he maintained.
Do you think Jesus had sex?
Surely Matthew, Mark, Luke or John would have NOTICED!
What has sex to do with suffering and shoes, anyway?
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Lack of sex is the suffering.
The fellas might have noticed, but they also might have noticed themselves having sex too and yet they did not kiss and tell.
Do we have any actual evidence that he had the normal equipment?
I have voted no, but I hope I am wrong.
What suggests he was lacking any of the equipment?
Well, he was the son of god, right?
Does god have the equipment?
He sure wasn't gonna get it from Mary!
Would god have given it to him if he wasn't meant to use it?
Let's operate under the assumption that he was anatomically correct.
Well, it's claimed that his mother WAS a virgin. Anything's possible and a 33 yr old religious ascetic who has renounced the flesh is not exactly improbable now is it?
Did he formally renounce it?
Probably not a virgin. Does anyone really believe that his relationship with Mary Magdalene was platonic? And would God miss out on his only chance to experience the joys of the flesh he created?
If Jesus is God and we are all God's Children, would it be considered incest if Jesus had sex with anyone? And if Jesus, God, and the Holy Ghost are the same person, does that mean that he impregnated his own mother?
Now - THAT one has been a concern of mine for some time!
Still, gods are held to few mortal rules in most religions.
Since I have always considered him a composite of men and attitudes of his time, I would assume at least one of them to be non virgin.
after careful review of that most excellent historical analysis by DH Lawrence "The Man Who Died" i have concluded that yes indeed jesus had sex but it did come later in life.
dlowan wrote:Well, he was the son of god, right?
Does god have the equipment?
He sure wasn't gonna get it from Mary!
Would god have given it to him if he wasn't meant to use it?
Isn't this the one occasion on which Christians might actually agree that "God's Gift" existed?
Yes Jesus had sex in the meta physical way. His aura touched your aura and when that probably happend, Jesus had the elational of sharing something special with another person. the only way most people feel this is through ejaculation. Or family bonding etc...
He may have been a virgin, but we do know that at the Crucifixion he died from a painful erection....
<ouch, that lightning bolt hurt!>
he was boinking like dlowan's avatar, cigarette and all.
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