Help the pathetic nitwit by making up an equation for her!

Graphically speaking, that is an equation that speaks to me!

And I really like the "(approx)".

All of these are cool. You math people are cool. Thank you for doing my homework for me.

There really is something very beautiful about an equation in and of itself.

Now I need to set my mind getting the grapics together in a way that does justice to the equations.....

I know that this has to be the most unlikely posting ever to the mathmatics forum but I thought I would share my postcard with you since you were all so helpful.

I've been working on small, biographical postcards and the equation was to illustrate a tidbit:



Thank you all so much for your help. I really do appreciate it.

wow thats impressive boomer

but like a lot of art these days I dont get it

what does it man?

(I meant to say mean, but somehow, well you know what I man mean)

Ha! Isn't if cool the way people understand different kinds of sentences?

I could never understand this equation in a million years and you're asking me to explain my sentences.

How weird is that?

To me, the whole monologue is about how we can go from one kind of invisble to another.

I should probably add that I'm not an artist or a writer and this biography thing is just an assignment that I gave myself.

I'm a tradesperson, a craftsman.

By vocation and avocation, I'm a photographer.

Well you are 45 and your shoe size is 7.5
Thus using the equation AGE/SHOE SIZE = MATURITY
We get your maturity level as 6
assuming the most mature person alive is 100 with shoe size 4 (any lesser with his dimensions he wont be able to walk)
thus his level of maturity is 25

Thus if he meets you and asks you 1 question ( about 1 level of maturity)
probability that you answer the persons answer is

6/25 = 0.24

this can be written as 24% chance

Know you also want to know how sexually and mentally mature you are.

Thus you add your mental maturity chance to ((age you lost your virginity at)/(shoesize) - 4/3

(Minus 4/3 as you could have lost it too late which is not a sign of maturity)

this will give you your answer if you are mature enough.

equation:

{[(age)/(shoe size)]/25}*100 +
{(virginity loss age)/(shoe size)} - 4/3


THER IT IS

I hate to rain on your parade, but that was i^2 not 1^2. i (lower case I) is the square root of -1.

My maturity level is a 6?

6?

That sounds bad.

Is that really as bad as it sounds?

Please don't tell anyone about this discovery because it will completely f**k up a lot of things.

Important things.

BIG important things.

And damn my bad vision. That "i" cost me a whole.... dime... or something.

Thank you for the correction! I would so hate for anyone to think I didn't know anything about math.

I DO like the virginity element though!

I'll try it with both the truth and the lie. Perhaps I will be a mature liar.

If the calculation is to demonstrate one's maturity quotient perhaps a necessary variable to inform the equation's final resolution would be that of the ratio of head fat to that of total body fat. The value of this ratio would then be incorporated such that its value would be inversely proportional to the resulting final maturity quotient. Given FH=(Head Fat)/(Total Body Fat) and using Abu's equation then:

Maturity Quotient = [({[(age)/(shoe size)]/25}*100)+ ({(virginity loss age)/(shoe size)} - 4/3)]/FH

Where FH represents the Fat Head Index previously defined above. Of course for good measure we could also use the addition operator to include a constant imbodying the recognition of "Murphy's Law" to fine tune the final result to a value which suits us.

JM

If my FH index changes from day to day can that be represented or do I need to find the average for my FH fluctuations?

boomerang asked:


This will automatically be adjusted via the Murphy's Law Constant inclusion.

JM

What the F****** H*** is your FH index?

It's my Fat Head index.

Duh.