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Help the pathetic nitwit by making up an equation for her!

 
 
Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 11:43 am
Yes, the pathetic nitwit is me.

I need an equation for a little art project I'm working on.

The only thing that needs to be included is:

my age: 45

my shoe size: 7.5

an answer that falls somewhere between: 24-27.

It would be neat if the equation was kind of groovily graphic but..... I.... uh..... have no idea what I'm asking for so I will accept any equation that works.

Thank you!
 
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:22 pm
Obviously,at 45,you're in a mid-life crisis and the mid point of your shoe is 7.5 divided by 2 and the mid point of your age is 22.5 so if you add these two mid points together you get (3.75 +22.5) 26.25 which is only 0.75 more than the mid point of your specification range and artistically satisfying in that it is exactly one tenth of your shoe size.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:29 pm
Wow! Excellent!

Thank you so much, spendius.

Could I write it out like this:

Age Shoe size
___ + ________ = 26.25
2 2
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:30 pm
Sorry, that didn't layout very well. The second "2" is supposed to go under the line under "shoe size".
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:34 pm
spendius wrote:
Obviously,at 45,you're in a mid-life crisis and the mid point of your shoe is 7.5 divided by 2 and the mid point of your age is 22.5 so if you add these two mid points together you get (3.75 +22.5) 26.25 which is only 0.75 more than the mid point of your specification range and artistically satisfying in that it is exactly one tenth of your shoe size.
Spendi I always suspected you were an idiot but now I'm not so sure.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:36 pm
Age/2 + Shoe size/2 =26.25.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:38 pm
If I wanted to write it like a sentence would it go:

(Age / 2) + (Shoe size / 2) = 26.25
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:40 pm
Shocked spendius...wow

I, too, am impressed.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:47 pm
Code:

(age+shoe size)
_____________ = shoe size+sin 60°


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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:51 pm
Oh cool! Another one!

Thank you, Francis.

But..... er..... I don't really understand the answer. (I think I mentioned that I'm a pathetic nitwit, didn't I?)
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:52 pm
I don't get sin either.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 12:56 pm
(age + shoe_size*pi) / e = 25.22
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:01 pm
Another one! Thanks markr!

(Do I even need to mention that I don't get "e"?)

Okay.....

With all of this I really need to rethink my design....
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:04 pm
Bella Dea,

You might not know that markr's offering is potentially significant to your brief because it includes the two most celebrated "irrational numbers" Pi and e.
Irrational numbers do not follow predictable sequences. This is perhaps one of the properties of art...to depart from the predictable.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:06 pm
tsk tsk

not getting sin

(it said sin60 so you have 15 years purity left)

and e


is the fifth letter of the alphabet
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:10 pm
sin is of course compulsory for all true artists !
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:10 pm
Speaking of irrational....

I don't know if I'm boomer or Bella right now.

I think that Bella might have a few more pure years left than me.

And I'm the pathetic nitwit, not Bella. She is only sympathetic to my nitwitery.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:12 pm
boomerang wrote:
Speaking of irrational....

I don't know if I'm boomer or Bella right now.

I think that Bella might have a few more pure years left than me.

And I'm the pathetic nitwit, not Bella. She is only sympathetic to my nitwitery.
thanks for clearing that up boomer, I was confused.
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:16 pm
Sorry....losing the plot !
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Reply Fri 10 Feb, 2006 01:18 pm
You should keep your math puns in the appropriate threads.
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