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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:06 pm
What!!! You can say April now?!
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:08 pm
Spooks are following me.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:09 pm
Maybe bacon has become cheesecake or maybe Craven (C r a v e n) is through playing the mischievous ferret.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:10 pm
Ah, we are back to normal. Well, as normal as this group will ever be! Whoops -- not so fast, it's now aardvarks FOR JESUS. I wonder if they are Hebrew aardvarks?
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:11 pm
we're getting back to normal. It seems....
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:11 pm
Awww shucks. I was having fun.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:12 pm
Naw, the elves have it and Craven (C r a v e n) has probably figured out I'm putting spaces between letters by now.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:13 pm
Ah, don't look now but it's back to WHOPPERS. Why would Jesus want a lousy fast food burger anyway.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:19 pm
I think I liked it better the other way Smile

Anon
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:22 pm
Yes it could be gotten used to.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:22 pm
Lightwizard wrote:
Ah, don't look now but it's back to WHOPPERS. Why would Jesus want a lousy fast food burger anyway.


Probably figured it would go good with the milkshake. I'm still waiting to see if they'll give him fries.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:27 pm
Only pommes aureilles for me.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:27 pm
Montana wrote:
Lightwizard wrote:
Ah, don't look now but it's back to WHOPPERS. Why would Jesus want a lousy fast food burger anyway.


Probably figured it would go good with the milkshake. I'm still waiting to see if they'll give him fries.

Plus, it probably tastes better than the locusts and honey he is used to.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:32 pm
Well, he also made wine. Not specific as to what vintage. It was probably Gallo.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:33 pm
(Or two-buck Chuck).
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:34 pm
or San Antonio.
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:34 pm
Whoppers and wine....nah!
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 11:35 pm
Message from God

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel .

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being
good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going.


Do you know what the e-mail said?


No?

Okay, just wondering;

I didn't get one either...
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