Thu 19 Jan, 2006 08:32 am
How Good is Your Health Plan?
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital, when during her tour of floors, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the lady. "That's disgraceful; why is he doing that?"
"The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes."
"Oh, that's terrible," said the lady.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
"OH my GOD!" said the lady, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."