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From a wise friend from the land down under

 
 
Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 08:56 pm
From a mate ...


My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she were alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12.

We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandma?" I asked her. She answered in her soft voice...

"Makes your pecker look bigger."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:21 pm
Yes.
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:23 pm
I agree with dlowan. There is a tear trickling down my cheek as I type.
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:25 pm
wait! Tear or tear?
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:26 pm
tear
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:27 pm
Me too.
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:29 pm
Small pecker ha?
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:31 pm
Hi CJ, Didn't know you had interest in philosophy. LOL
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:38 pm
You're right cicerone, at my age, I am just glad to be alive.
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 09:46 pm
But as long as the brain remains active...
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 12:08 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Small pecker ha?


No.

Small hands.
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 12:10 am
Laughing

Ahhh, I finally get now why men take the time to comment on my little hands.

Always thinking of the package, eh. Razz
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 06:37 am
It reminds me of a tale Henry Miller told about a midget and a camera.
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 06:55 am
Why am I not surprised?
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Reply Tue 3 Jan, 2006 10:10 pm
All ya need ta know about philosophy ya can learn from yer dog.

If ya can't eat it, fight it, chase it, play with it, roll in it, sleep on it, or mate with it, lift your leg to it and move on.
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 12:39 am
Like...an EAGLE can do that.


(Stupid rolling eye emoticon)
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Reply Wed 4 Jan, 2006 12:47 am
hmmm.... eagle vs dog. Wink
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