The Universe is About to End!

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I have heard from Divine Authority (Heaven's weekly newspaper) that the Universe is about to end. God is a businessman. He invested in the universe over 14 billion years ago and still has yet to make a profit. The bank is going to forclose soon and turn the universe into a parking lot. Be prepared!

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AAHHHHH!!!!

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Everyone panic!!

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what will you be doing when the world ends? I will be swimming naked in the middle of the atlantic, anyone wanna join?

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Well, it's a darn good thing I know how to paint stripes.

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Crazielady420 wrote:

what will you be doing when the world ends? I will be swimming naked in the middle of the atlantic, anyone wanna join?

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Yes, that would be a great way to die. :wink: (suggestive wink)

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Well, I don't know about you but I will be simultaniously smoking some pot, drinking heavily, having some sex. Right after I finish shoe shopping and draining my bank account.

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Crazielady420 wrote:

what will you be doing when the world ends? I will be swimming naked in the middle of the atlantic, anyone wanna join?

I'm with ya Crazie. Let's all get naked an die happy!

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great, I had just run out of clean socks. one less thing to worry about.

any particular kind of sex bella?

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He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God's temple, proclaiming himself to be God."

When that happens, panic.

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Naw, just some of it would suffice.

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Why worry about the end of the universe? From the perspective of EGO, the universe ends with one's death.

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Then JLNobody, I'd say you have nothing to worry about, right?

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From your lips to God's ear.

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I am sad for you too JLN.

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nickfun wrote : "I'm with ya Crazie. Let's all get naked an die happy! " .
i tried it and i'm still here to tell you about it . i don't think god minds if we are showing ourselves the way we entered this world - or we would have been born with clothes on. hbg

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Bollocks!The Universe can't possibly end.That parking ticket I got hasn't been paid for yet and that's more important than bloody Universes.

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hamburger wrote:

nickfun wrote : "I'm with ya Crazie. Let's all get naked an die happy! " .
i tried it and i'm still here to tell you about it . i don't think god minds if we are showing ourselves the way we entered this world - or we would have been born with clothes on. hbg

I work out. I'm not ashamed.

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i don't work out - still not ashamed (i don't think god will ask if i worked out ! maybe the "angels "will ???). hbg

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NickFun wrote:

The bank is going to forclose soon and turn the universe into a parking lot. Be prepared!

Better get that ticket paid, spendius! Very Happy

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squinney wrote:

NickFun wrote:
The bank is going to forclose soon and turn the universe into a parking lot. Be prepared!

Better get that ticket paid, spendius!

That's right. If you still have your car after the forclosure you'll lose your parking space.

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