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I am quite certain that the argument you've already won in your head was entirely more satisfying to you than the one that is actually occurring.

Was that your intent? If so I could work up a bit of indignation at being protrayed among the dusty staggerers instead of being cast as the matronly but sexy Miss Kitty-ish saloon proprietor.

As a very young boy,
I preferred the company of older adults.
I never needed to defend myself from them.

sometimes a pixelated bosom is all a guy has

I hate old coffee more than I hate fried liver on a stick.

This is, without question, the second-best coffee-mug-holocaust thread I've ever read.

One might think that a penis enlargement appliance manufacturer would see this thread as a fertile place to advertise.

I think the national psyche is following the same trends we are Ican.

so from my perspective, when you side with 'them', you become 'them'

Only two sentences to choose from, and yet I can't decide which is the greater slap in the face to reality.

Yes, I have evidence that a growing majority, agrees with me on these issues. I do not choose to make that evidence available now for strategic reasons.

I being a dummy not made of wood.

islam is actually 2 words - i and slam

satan is saying - i slam Jesus and you are doing the same by being muslim

Except that self defense IS healthcare

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Joe from Chicago...commenting on Foofie's contribution to an "Intelligent Coffee Cup" thread:

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This is, without question, the second-best coffee-mug-holocaust thread I've ever read.

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