Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

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genoves wrote:

I have pissed on your shoes repeatedly and you are too much of a wimp to even try to respond. [..] I jammed it up your diseased anus with evidence.

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@nimh,

That boy just can't keep his mind out of other folk's bums.

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@dlowan,

He suffers from Limbaugh Syndrome.

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@joefromchicago,

joefromchicago wrote:

He suffers from Limbaugh Syndrome.

Cool! Limbo...how low can you go!

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@dlowan,

You gotta wonder, huh? Wink

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@joefromchicago,

And Joe the Jag suffers from Onanism! I am sorry. I should not have said that. Onan( although he suffers from a bad rap in the Bible) is nowhere near Joe the Jag in depravity. The rumor is that he sodomized a diseased black hooker near 26th and California and his penis fell off( It was not really noticable since one inch is not that visible)

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@dlowan,

You mean rabbits do not engage in sodomy? Are you homophobic?

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okie wrote:

What I just said is fascinating

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Seeing that the ignored poster is on this thread, I had taken some time to look at some of his previous postings under incarnations.

It led me to a wonderful post by Lord Elpus in response to BernardR that is very quotable for a Sig line.
http://able2know.org/topic/81371-14#post-2257859

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Feeling guilty that I've never done the same with your posts, I attempted to read them when I first logged on this morning, but fell fast asleep after just two or three.

I then had a vivid dream about undergoing deep root canal treatment at the Dentist's.

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@parados,

From Edgarblythe:

I expose only the disgusting parts.

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@parados,

Genoves is BernardR? If so, should he really be critiquing others' literary sensibility?

http://able2know.org/topic/129849-11#post-3669095

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Wandeljw wrote:

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In my opinion, movies are primarily a visual art form.

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@Intrepid,

Osso said:

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Whatever my blatant faults, I'm generally not constipated.

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@dlowan,

(I'll stand by that...)

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@Gargamel,

I am very much afraid that my critique of you must now extend to your atrocious writing. You wrote that "He(Simic) is fucking Slavic"

"is fucking" denotes an action. Slavic is either a language or the name of an ethnic group. Since "is fucking" cannot be logically used with either of those terms above, Slavic must be the name of a person.

Your writing is atrocious. I suggest Strunk and White--"The Elements of Style" as a good beginning, that is, if you are able to comprehend it.

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