Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

OmSigDAVID wrote:

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After a moment, he raised his head: a sign that he was not dead.

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nimh wrote:

It sounds like y'all are having a beautiful day! And what a beautiful day it might turn out to be ... for all of us.

(Terrorist fist-bumps for everyone)

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Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I fear neither Palins balls or Nuges vagina

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firefly wrote:

Don't deprive those needy ladies of a chance to be with you. Look around, find one, and then follow gustavratzenhofer's advice.

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Finn dAbuzz wrote:

I know, I will be able to sleep better at night knowing that some fetus machine in Poorland USA will be getting a bigger share of my ill-gotten gains.

Guess what? You and your leftist friends keep sucking at my teat for the low lifes in society and I'll simply stop producing milk.

Would sum the politics of some rightwingers up very nicely in a three-sentence sigline. They wouldnt need to post anything beyond that anymore.

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RexRed wrote:

most of my liberal democrat friends are godless crack heads, prostitutes, recovering pedophiles, baby killers and felons.

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This one too (I'm adding "this one too" because otherwise the duplicate post filter won't let me post this, after I first posted it in the wrong thread and deleted it there):

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

I tell you no, you will be sodomized for eternity by Throk the thorn cocked demon who ejaculates molten lead. He will have the face of Obama, the soft white underbelly of Bill Clinton and the hairy calves and cloven hooves of Janet Reno.

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@nimh,

nimh wrote:

This one too (I'm adding "this one too" because otherwise the duplicate post filter won't let me post this, after I first posted it in the wrong thread and deleted it there):

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
I tell you no, you will be sodomized for eternity by Throk the thorn cocked demon who ejaculates molten lead. He will have the face of Obama, the soft white underbelly of Bill Clinton and the hairy calves and cloven hooves of Janet Reno.

That boy spends way too much time thinking about thorned cocks and such.

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Merry Andrew wrote:

Things always work out in the end. I allus figure that if things ain't workin out, then it's not the end yet.

I love that! I've been looking for a new sig, I think that just might be it. Smile

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@nimh,

RexRed associates with godless crack heads, prostitutes, recovering pedophiles, baby killers and felons?

And here I figured him as a loner.

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farmerman wrote:

Ill bet that you believe STACKER II, can melt away fat and that "MAle ENhancement" is a medical term.

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@patiodog,

cjhsa wrote:

What are you, like six?

This was addressed to me.

I am proud.

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@Gargamel,

This was also addressed to Gargamel:

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I'm sorry you had to suffer, Gargamel. Perhaps, with time, the pain will abate. And, who knows, perhaps we will meet again this year. Stranger things have happened. But, until then, my friend, work on that healing process and try to become whole once again.

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Ooh I like this one -- it's not from a2k, but worth a post here:

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if I don't know enough about the topic to be precise, I have to ask myself why I'm talking about it.

Boy, am I feeling that. It's when I go on about something and I notice I'm doing so in these broad, general, kind of vague terms, where confidence of assertion substitutes for specificity of detail, that I know I'm going to feel embarassed about what I've written later on. And it's when other people feel this need to have something to say about something even if they apparently dont know enough about it to cover any detail of it that I am most annoyed. Take the politics forum - where opinions outnumber facts by the largest available proportion.

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