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Seems like a nice lad. Good teeth.

Bite me, italics tags.

before the camera, people would've had to walk around with nude portraits under their arms if they wanted to show someone what their GF looked like.

Go forth into the desert. Seek out what moisture and rodentia might be found for sustenance. Commune alone with your god. Mark the cycles of the moon. When a score of years has passed, return to me.

MWW, mid, er, 40s, seeks dog for occasional romps. No freaks.

I hope you regain some of your dignity once these elections are over

I think I just passed a mushroom through my nose.

Later, when he was 10, he shared some candy with some other kids. Socialism came natural to young Obama.

Thanks fellow A2kers for helping me make a breakthrough.

ohh and did you know that the chicken nuggets are from the neck of chicken, and they spray on a perfume of chemicals to make it smell like chicken when its really not.

The founding fathers set it up that way on purpose - so that we can arm ourselves and take the country back if the democratic process manages to elect someone who doesn't understand what a Contitutional Republic is.

Get ready for The Dawn Of The Dead. Welcome to the Planet of the Apes.

In the next year, we will be fighting for our 1st and 2nd Amendment Rights as they disappear.

We will be working to fund the soulless lifestyles of the criminally lazy.

Small business will evaporate.

The urbanization of America will spread like a rash, removing all traces of sound values, tradition and culture.

cjhsa wrote:

Get ready for The Dawn Of The Dead. Welcome to the Planet of the Apes.

In the next year, we will be fighting for our 1st and 2nd Amendment Rights as they disappear.

We will be working to fund the soulless lifestyles of the criminally lazy.

Small business will evaporate.

The urbanization of America will spread like a rash, removing all traces of sound values, tradition and culture.

The urbanization of America...

How America can vote for a muslim (don't care what you say the guy's middle name is Hussein and the muslim world will throw a huge party if he's elected) is beyond comprehension. We should be killing islamofascists, not electing a sympathizer.

If u want some private time with Gunga, maybe u can ask him
for his email address or fone number.

I don 't know how receptive he will be; let us know how that works out.