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Death is communist

dutch firemen are cute, but their firetrucks are teeny tiny.

Its the lip thing. I can see that.

Let the boobernatorial festivities begin!

it was like the cyanide icing on the strychnine cupcake.

[T]rying to have any kind of serious discussion usually breaks down to an Animal House/frat boy/ my dick is bigger than your dick mentality. It's so stupid and childlike and simply not worth the effort.

We're not afraid. We're annoyed, disgusted, frustrated....

That you all keep telling us we're afraid just speaks to the piss and vinegar attitude of your party.

Where have I heard this "plan" stuff. 5 year plans, 10 year plans, 20 year plans. Oh yeah, old USSR, they had a plan for everything.

My 3 month plan is to support McCain and then vote McCain, hows that?

You forgot Clinton you asshole.

Keep it to myself or what? You gonna bust up in my house and harden my water or something?

There's a new site?

Wait....do crabs count as a problem?

I should have a mouse in one hand, a pen in another, a phone in a third and my outfit should be composed of Post-It Notes and old floppy discs.

The only women who are jealous of Sarah Palin are ugly, fat, lazy old hags who only wish they could look like hottie Sarah on her bad day.

I rather vote that way than pick Buckwheat as POTUS.

"What they are going to spend the next seven to eight weeks doing is to try to distract you. They’re going to talk about pigs, they’re going to talk about lipstick, and they’re going to talk about Paris Hilton, and they’re going to talk about Britney Spears. They will try to distort my record. And they will try to undermine your trust in what the Democrats intend to do. That’s what they do every election."

Each of you is worth a quarter of an inch to me.

I try to explain with my hands and feet that I need to look through the big bag of trash...

The reason that Republicans are abandoning the party is because the party abandoned them. Bush has been one of the most liberal, leftist socialist pieces of pretend conservative crap to come down the pipe.

The Obamanigra will let the terrorists win and give handouts to welfare mothers while taking away my guns.

The Obamanigra will let the terrorists win and give handouts to welfare mothers while taking away my guns.