Fun With Carols - Here's Your Chance to Rewrite them

My sister sent me this list. Thought it might be fun to apply them to other professions or rewrite them so they apply to you.

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia

Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality Disorder

We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Amnesia

I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


Narcissistic

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


Manic

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...


Paranoid

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


Borderline Personality Disorder

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


Personality Disorder

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why


Agoraphobia

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House


Senile Dementia

Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe


Oppositional Defiant Disorder

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


Social Anxiety Disorder

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

And my personal favorite...

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


Have fun!