This or that?

Gala apple.

Signed movie poster or signed celebrity photograph?

Movie poster


London Ukulele Orchestra or Lyle Lovett and his large band (please check out the ULO on YouTube, see if you can pull up their version of 'Shaft", it makes me fall on the floor)

London Ukelele Orchestra


strawberries or pineapples?

Lyle Lovett and his Large Band!


Pineapples (unless the strawberries are really fresh and perfectly ripe).

Jurassic World or Mad Max: Fury World?

yikes
neither really
but if forced

mmmm Jurassic World


Pepperidge Farm : Goldfish or Milanos?

Milano


Cherry Popping Daddy's "Zoot suit Riot" or Southern Culture on the skids "Day Old Banana Puddin"

I can't stand Cherry Popping Daddy. Once, I won a pair of tickets to see the band at BB Kings. I only went to the concert because I was under the impression I won a guitar. At the time, I was unemployed for several months. Figured, I tolerate the music I hate if I won the signed electric guitar and sell it for a quick buck. Turns out, I didn't win the guitar. I was only eligible for the drawing at the end of the concert. Several hours later plus a bloody two drink minimum... I hate the band even more. Day Old Banana Puddin wins by unenthusiastic default.

Down in the front row of a concert with the rowdy lot or high up in a special owners suite where the band looks the size of ants?

I've been to many concerts where I sat in the nose bleed seats and had to watch the big screen to see what the hell is happening on stage........so I'll pick front row because the last time I was in front row was at a Ben E, King appearance at a high school gym during a wicked snow storm and only about 20 - 25 kids showed up....But he looked at me when he sang 'Spanish Harlem" I was mesmerized and probably wide eyed....I was 17.

Zydeco band or Sea Shanty quartet

Zydeco band


Irish traditional fiddle or classical violin?

Classical violin

Contact lenses or spectacles?

If I wasn't so skittish about putting things into my eyes, contact lenses. I'll go with spectacles. Plus, I think I look better with glasses.

Which is a better indicator of a good movie to watch: the winner of a People's Choice Award for Favorite Movie or the Academy Award's Best Picture award?

People's Choice


Shrek or Fiona?

Shrek

Ariel from Little Mermaid, Snow White from Snow White, Cinderella from Cinderella, or Belle from Beauty and the Beast?

Belle


tea or chai?

Depending on my mood. These days, I've been leaning heavy on the chai tea.

Fries with your burger or side salad/cole slaw/health-ish alternative?

fries - fried in duck fat if you've got it


pork bone soup or cauliflower cheese soup?

Don't know what pork bone soup but it doesn't sound particularly appetizing. Cauliflower cheese soup. #yummers.

Heist film where the protagonist gets away with the crime or mafia movie where the gangster-protagonist reforms at the end and turns states evidence?

I'll take the mafia over the heist.

Extend your house up through the loft or down through the basement?

Both are cool (architecturally). I live in NYC, so making a room out of a loft/attic/on the roof is the best.

Which is worse: Bed bugs or cock roaches?

Bedbugs

Home cooked pork fried rice or from the restaurant where the kitchen door to the streets is always open?