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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 12:01 pm
So... I was wondering the other day...

If I would discover a penis-resembling object of considerable size and girth hidden in a drawer at my girl's place, I - think - that I would feel pretty much intimidated, and a bit unconfortable. I know, I know... its a biased impression Sad ... Not that I would prohibit her from using it, at all! Plus, it could be beneficial...

Have anyone of you guys had a similar experience?
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 12:05 pm
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hidden in a drawer at my girl's place


So you were snooping around in her drawers.
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 12:27 pm
Hey... its a hypothetical situation CJ! Wink
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:14 pm
That reminds me ... the pull-starter on Mrs Timber's favorite marital aid is gonna need a new rope soon ...
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:20 pm
Do you think you ought to be worried?
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:23 pm
Wooow... kinky stuff...

Worried? Hehe... dont think /hope/ so! Wink
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:23 pm
Not 'less she breaks the rope 'fore I got a replacement handy - that'd get her real mean in a hurry ... sure as hell don't wanna go there; ain't pretty at all, trust me.
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Reply Sat 26 Nov, 2005 02:09 am
dont be worried.

its just for when your not there....


or when u are there to help out...


embrace her want to explore new things with batteries Very Happy Razz
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Reply Sat 26 Nov, 2005 05:47 pm
Hurray for the AA! I agree!
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Reply Sat 26 Nov, 2005 06:08 pm
pull cord?

mine runs on a hemi.... ;-)
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 07:19 am
Why be worried? They are great fun...in the right hands Wink

As someone else said, it's to be used when you're not there, and to be shared when you are there...
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 07:39 am
In the left hand is pretty good as well.
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 08:00 am
Well said Lord Ellpus....right or left.....suction caps are better though Wink
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 08:00 am
el_pohl wrote:
Hurray for the AA! I agree!


AA?

Must be a "tinker toy"
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 08:09 am
Why do men think that they are being replaced by a vibrator? That's just silly talk. It's like porn. It's an enhancement to masturbation.

Anyway, there are plenty of ways you could have stumbled across her toy, even if you weren't snooping, should be not be trying to hide it.

Don't be intimidated. She likes the parts connected to your "toy" better than the ones connected to the electric one, I am sure. :wink:
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:36 am
I find that it adds to the romance.....


"You get yourself warmed up, and I'll be there when the football's finished"
































<if my wife reads this, she'll kill me>
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:50 am
I'm feeling very naive ... I dont know what suction caps are
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:52 am
... in any context.
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:54 am
They are little explosive devices you attach you your penis, nimh.

Use them carefully.
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:59 am
I dont believe you. <pouts>
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