Oh God... He's Meeting My Family... HELP

Excellent advice J_B!

Just introduce him by his name. Relax. Have as much fun as possible.

A story:
When I met my wifes family, they didn't know that we were dating, nor did they know that we had planned on getting married. The only thing they knew is that I was traveling every weekend to help her work on (her) new house. My wife gave me fair warning. She said I would be surrounded and the wolves would be looking for any sign of weakness or fear. Her father is retired Army, her uncle is a principal and her aunt is a RN.
My wife was smart enough(as she always is) to just introduce me as a friend she met when she took her motorcycle class.
Oh, her kids saw through the lie before I was introduced to the rest of the family:)
Just have agood thanksgiving and let everybody else draw whatever conclusions they will. And, they will probably be able to figure out if there is more than what you say.

Look, just introduce him as "this is the guy I'm banging."

that will work.. let me tell ya... except for the fact that I am not banging him.... no someone said earlier in the thread to say that he is the gay guy from next door and I told him that is how I am going to introduce him and he said he would play along just for a laugh.....

but I guess I could say this is the gay guy from next door that I am banging... works for me lol

Wow, two months and you're not banging? What is this guy doing hanging around?

two months and we haven't even made out... hahaha... just cuddling and hugs and kisses....

and even if he tried I wouldn't have banged him in 2 months....

Sounds like quite the relationship.

I think my family only has met females my penis has been in.

I usually leave that part out of the introductions. Usually.

my thoughts are either he is a gentleman, he is gay or I dunno... cuz if he didn't like me then he wouldn't call and cuddle all the time...



you don't introduce them to the males your penis has been in also... how rude

Awwww....I used to do the same thing with girls.

Then my balls finally descended from out of my stomach.

you have balls

Yes. Not quite as breathtaking as yours...but they're there.

Well all went well with the whole meeting of the family thing... I was def. more nervous than him... he did better than me actually I think....

But it went really really well.... I was kind of shocked

So, when did your family set the wedding date?

Hahaha they didn't... they actually brought me outside and asked if I wanted them to interogate him... they did pretty well

did they interogate him?

Barely.... unless they did it while I was tied up with my godson.... or when I stepped outside