I need someone to write me a RAUNCHY STORY A.S.A.P.

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can we make it so she is eating a messy sandwhich at some point and how all the mayo get sall over her face...

I.E. As she stuffed the sandwich in her wide open mouth all the creamy mayo spilled over her lips and fell down her chin....

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Sounds like that Paris Hilton ad. That may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

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Crazy Lady ran her hand up and down the tall, shiny pole.

"Can I slide down it?" she asked breathily.

The firefighter hardly looked away from the football game going on outside. "No, only the guys in the station can do that...."

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DrewDad wrote:

Crazy Lady ran her hand up and down the tall, shiny pole.

"Can I slide down it?" she asked breathily.

The firefighter hardly looked away from the football game going on outside. "No, only the guys in the station can do that...."

Is your fire fighter gay? What man would say no to a woman sliding up and down their pole?

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I have decided I like men in uniform!!

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Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

Now I have to work on getting that second date.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

Now I have to work on getting that second date.

nothing sexier than a man that smells like taco's

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

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mmmmm
can i suck the grime out from under your nails big boy?
or
if you would rather,
how about i work on that sour cream stain... just above your nipple..

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I don't know about that, HEwolfnm.

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ill let you rub my taco..

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Slappy you are such a charmer

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shewolfnm wrote:

ill let you rub my taco..

Taco, or meatstick?

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Crazielady420 wrote:

Slappy you are such a charmer

Yes, I know. Try to keep your clothes on pumpkin, I don't want to get you fired from work.

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shewolfnm wrote:

ill let you rub my taco..

I was struggling with my new diet until I read this.

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..

Taco, or meatstick?

depends on how i tuck it..

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shewolfnm wrote:

Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..

Taco, or meatstick?

depends on how i tuck it..

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http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1053565#1053565

heres a story for ya..

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

Crazielady420 wrote:
Slappy you are such a charmer

Yes, I know. Try to keep your clothes on pumpkin, I don't want to get you fired from work.

I work at a nudist colony

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Bella Dea wrote:

shewolfnm wrote:

depends on how i tuck it..

<no words to describe the feeling inside>

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Shall we add a taco boy into this story??

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I need someone to write me a RAUNCHY STORY A.S.A.P.

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