'till some electrical wires wrapped round her neck like a wreath.
She was covered in sawdust and grime from the floor.
When our hero Scout reappeared in the door
Cruella groaned, "what else coudl go wrong?"
"Cruella",he said,"That ain't the worst,
I'm sorry to say my dick's not so long".
She smiled and snickered while lighting her bong,
"nor are you sexy or of interest you pest."
Nor are you sexy or of interest, you pest
So saying she took off her blouse and her vest,
But you understand, it was only to tease.
"Excuse me" he said, and started to wheeze.
'twas then that she realized her perfume had failed.
Nobody had sniffed;nobody inhaled.
Twas then that she thought,"what am I to do?"
Cruella was stymied she hadn't a clue,
her false eyelash unhinged as she started to growl.
@Sturgis,
Which lengthened to a wild howl.
That's when Scout ran out the door
