Jesus hates dykes.... not too happy..

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As a private school, of course, the Ontario Christian School has a right to accept or reject whomever it pleases. It's just sad that the one to suffer the trauma of rejection is an innocent child. A religious-oriented rejection of parental life-style should not reflect on the children of such a union. It's not the kid's fault.

Yeah, it ain't even REALLY christian:

"for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"



Even assuming (which is not a logical assumption) that the mothers hate god, he apparently only wreaks his revenge upon SONS for the "sins" of FATHERS, so the damned school oughta butt out re mothers.






I'm with Crane:

Stephen Crane - "And the sins of the fathers shall be"


"And the sins of the fathers shall be
visited upon the heads of the children,
even unto the third and fourth
generation of them that hate me."

Well, then I hate thee, unrighteous picture;
Wicked image, I hate thee;
So, strike with thy vengeance
The heads of those little men
Who come blindly.
It will be a brave thing.







Bastiches.

WWFSMD?

That's what they shoulda been asking. No way FsM woulda reacted that way.

I know I've been away for a few days, but who was christened (no pun intended) "FSM" and what does it stand for? I also saw it on Osso's avatar. Inquiring minds want to know.

Flying Spaghetti Monster! Jes has a thread on Him, "I have been touched by his noodly appendage!" or something. It's actually an extra-A2K production, but lots of us approve. (It's basically a rebuttal to the whole Intelligent Design thing, but funny.)

As for this -- bleh.

Yes, Squinny is right....FSM would not approve and would snap his noodly appendage down and crack the hell outta these bastids!

Thanks sozobe - I never would have thunk it.

I thought Jesus hated Dikes because Dams where more responsible.

Thnk you, Sozobe. I, too, had been wondering about Osso's new avatar but was too embarassed to ask. Now it all makes sense.

That's true, in its way. The hero always responds to the damsel in distress, but clearly the dike in distress is left to its own devices.

aaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!


asswipes is right!