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JOHN STEWART LOOKED UP AT HIS AUDIENCE AND SAID......

 
 
Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 12:49 pm
DEAR GOD,
"WHAT PART OF GOD BLESS AMERICA DONT YOU GET?....

Discuss
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View Profile DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 12:54 pm
Baptism first, then blessing.

(Waiting to see if senator has guts to repeat same scipture reading that he read after the tsunami.)
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 01:59 pm
We're screwed.
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 02:45 pm
well, I awlays feel that when you go invoking a deity to get you through the times, you show how far you havent evolved yet.
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 03:20 pm
It's good to know that you are superior. Maybe you can get people to worship you.
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 05:27 pm
maybe, wanna send in some of your mamas hard earned retirement money so I can carry on my mission?
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 06:49 pm
I'll worship you, if you want, Farmerman. But I ain't sending you no money.
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 07:22 pm
Dear Allah, please, we promise we will get rid of these guys in 2006.
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 09:41 am
The damage is done. The next administration gets to take the blame as they try to pick up the pieces.
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 10:17 am
Re: JOHN STEWART LOOKED UP AT HIS AUDIENCE AND SAID......
farmerman wrote:
DEAR GOD, "WHAT PART OF GOD BLESS AMERICA DONT YOU GET?....Discuss


My two dogs give me more joy and hope than anyone's so-called god.
They may pee on my floors but at least they don't sh*t with my head.

BBB
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 12:55 pm
The fun that Stewart was having with the Almighty was that this was such an empty phrase. Its no more meaning than
"My whites are so bright, and my colors are so vibrant"
or "have a nice day"
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Reply Sat 24 Sep, 2005 02:00 pm
farmerman wrote:
The fun that Stewart was having with the Almighty was that this was such an empty phrase. Its no more meaning than
"My whites are so bright, and my colors are so vibrant"
or "have a nice day"


http://www.rickwolf.com/images/haveaniceday.jpg

You mean this isn't a diety to be worshipped and Walmart isn't the main temple?
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