Whatcha waiting for, Thoooooomas?
Oh, nuthin really. The only things that hold me back are laziness, lack of initiative, and inflexibility. (And maybe it would help if I scratched those characteristics off my cover letters. Whatcha think?) If I had any good reason it wouldn't be procrastinating. Unlike FreeDuck, who has two children and a husband to uproot, I don't have any good reason.
All the better for you, FreeDuck! I'd love to see your face when you have your last technical talk with Mr. Fresh-Out-of-College-Genius.