Stress? What's stress? I don't believe in stress. I don't I tell ya. Who created the word? Stress is a figment of the imagination! I have never had a moment of stress in my life. No not one single moment...up until now when I have become quite stressed wondering if anybody will believe me when I say I have never had any stress.
As to what to do, I must admit to telling a semi-lie and saying I am not feeling well. Sometimes it is true only to the degree that, if I were to go to work I would feel ill by the end of a few hours and therefore would not be performing my duties as well as I should. Not really a problem I suppose since I am only a safety inspector of nuclear warheads

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