partyfiend
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2005 11:01 am
Revving selfishly their uninsured Vespas, wealthy xenophobic youths zigzagged around, blatantly causing destruction everywhere.

Hello everyone... I'm back! But I need to sort out home internet access before I'm back regularly. Seeya!
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2005 06:30 pm
Partyfiend opens nicely: moneyed morons motorbiking.

Good job.
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2005 06:15 am
A bane-crabgrass! Damned evil f'ing grass. Hell, it just keeps lengthening. Mowing's never over. Pretty quickly, rampant stalks turn skyward, rain stirring the underground vitality. Weeding! Wiping! Xing! Yanking! Zero! Am betting chemical defoliant eradicates foul grass. Heaven is just keeping lush mat, no other plants; quietly relaxing, soft turf.
Uhoh, vast wasteland 'xhibits youthful zeal.
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 19 Aug, 2005 04:26 pm
Ants! Biting, combative devils, ever figety ground hollowing insects. Just kill lots more nests. Open poison, quickly reapply. Stop tunneling underground! Very well, 'xcavating your zones and burrows, calmly deploying explosives, flaming gasoline, hopefully incinerating. Ja kaput...Little mofos never obey, pause, quit raiding. SSSTOOOOOOPP!
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Thu 22 Sep, 2005 02:27 am
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 23 Sep, 2005 09:30 am
becoming brutally charmed devastatingly enchanted ...even ensconced ...fritz gave his insane innocuous jests keeping little morsels nestled ominously precariously...proudly perchance...quietly readying some tart unwelcome venomous vibrating words valiantly vocalizing vengeful without weeping, xanthochroid xylotomist you zap zealots, arguing against basic cremation creating certain destruction...ENOUGH!.
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 06:42 am
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partyfiend
 
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Reply Tue 4 Oct, 2005 04:06 am
A2Kers beware! Computers destroyed, erased files, gouged harddrives. Insure jeopardised kilobytes! Lock motherboard, mouse, memory! Nuke old programs: Photoshop, Quark, Quicktime. Remove soundcard today. Use virus-checker weekly!
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Wed 5 Oct, 2005 02:20 pm
Frightened elephants demolish consigned barks at Zelmo's Yacht Xchange when Vern Unger, trainer, slapped rump, quickly pissing off nasty male. Large Kenyan jungle inhabitant herded grazing females, entering dock C behind a ZYX warehouse. Vern unsuccessfully tried stopping raging quintet pulling out nearby masts. Leaving ketches jumbled, intruders hurled gantry hoist into jumble, impaling hulls. Gathering fodder, Emil, deck carpenter busy at ZYX, with Vern, ushered the still rattled quadruped pachyderms out.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 23 Oct, 2005 12:00 pm
No more? Like, keep jesting, I have giggled frenetically every day!
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OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 31 Oct, 2005 06:41 am
Jokers in Halloween get-ups free eider ducks, caged baboons at zoo. Young Xers wearing various unconventional togs snuck 'round quietly, passing on nasty maulers. Lacking keys, jesters impacted hinges, giving freedom. Eiders flew east, dangerously cranky baboons assaulted zany youngsters.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 10:31 am
@OnTheFritz,
A bump can deploy even forgotten gems. Hey, I'll just keep looking; maybe now other posters' quirky responses shall turn up. Vacuous, witty, x-rated, yucky, zany-all belong.



jespah
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 03:39 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Congressional Democrats enjoy fresh ginger halibut in jello.
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 04:35 pm
@jespah,
A big cuspidor doesn't exclude dribbling coughings dropping barely accurately.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 05:13 pm
@spendius,
Jittery kangaroos leap mindlessly, nearing Old Pat's Queanbeyan Railway Station Tavern. Unaware, Vic W. Xebus yanked zipper and bladder commenced deflating, easing fullness; Gern hits illuminated jukebox, killing lights. Moe now opens portal, quirky 'roos stomp the usuals, vanish.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 19 Sep, 2008 05:16 pm
@OnTheFritz,
Not me mate.
OnTheFritz
 
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Reply Sat 20 Sep, 2008 05:48 am
@spendius,
A big cop didn't even flinch getting hit in jewels; kicked large man's not outraged. Policeman quickly runs skel to unhappy victim whose Xbox yanked.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 14 Dec, 2009 12:59 am
@OnTheFritz,
Annually, Ben creates delicious eggs from Granny's heiny, inside Juliet's kitchen. Let many new observers pray Quintessa rarely strays to urgently verify why you zone against Ben.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 29 Jan, 2010 09:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
Another bashful cod delivers eggs for goldfish. He instigated jurisprudence, keeping legal mumble not overly pretentious.
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Sep, 2011 07:23 am
@tsarstepan,
Africa's big cats didn't even faze greedy hyena. It just kept lugging mongoose near outsized pride, quickly running silently to underground vault.
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