There goes your horoscope! New planet just....

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Ohhhhhhh - I have UB313 in my rising - must mean I am a sex-god or bad with figures or summfing..............

It means you wear the incorrect sunscreen on Fridays and are the figure head of sexual myths.


Or would that only apply to those in the Northern Hemisphere?



Personally except for the 80 page astrological report my now dead mother had done for me when I was 15 I have never found any of those horoscope things to be even close to right. I get a better idea of what will happen by reading the slip of paper in the fortune cookies from Won Hong Lo Gennuen Chineese Restraunt (spelling errors on restaurant name are same as on their awning, on the menus it is Won Hong Genuine Chinese Cuisine Restaurant).

"You soon meet handsome strange person and talk to them" and sure enough I split into another personality this morning and confided in myself.

I suggest we name this planet "Mickey".
This is possibly the planet "Nemesis" That velikovsky was all torqued about. Its coming at us at a closing(delta) rate of about 550 MPH , so its going to take about 11000 years before we even are able to see it clearly. In about 2800000 years +/- 14, this planet will be causing us a lot of trouble and may actually collide with the earth, giving us another Permian like extinction.
Were having waffles for breakfast.

It's moving TOWARDS us?




Hmmmm - even at that size you'd think it waaaaaaaay more likely to miss....

see how easy it is to start rumors? pass it on.

Perhaps the infinite h.p. (God) has decided that 9 planets are all that can really be handled at one time and since Earth has effectively become a disaster (just ask a majority of itinerant workers) this will, um. uh, kill 2 birds with one stone. Or in this case kill several birds, humans, other animals and the such with one planet. The new planet will feed off of the debris it acquires in the smash up (which is expected to happen on Interstate 5).

I think they should rename it Planet UB-40.

"Far out" has new limits.

..and where are these bastids when you need them?


"This is the crew of the Starship Enterprise. Your call is
important to us....."

Resting.....

USB is for hot insert. It doesn't affect other applications.
No, it's about UB313?

On first looking into Chapman's Homer

MUCH have I travell'd in the realms of gold,
And many goodly states and kingdoms seen;
Round many western islands have I been
Which bards in fealty to Apollo hold.
Oft of one wide expanse had I been told 5
That deep-brow'd Homer ruled as his demesne:
Yet did I never breathe its pure serene
Till I heard Chapman speak out loud and bold:
Then felt I like some watcher of the skies
When a new planet swims into his ken; 10
Or like stout Cortez, when with eagle eyes
He stared at the Pacific—and all his men
Look'd at each other with a wild surmise—
Silent, upon a peak in Darien.

John Keats