True or False Game

My cursive is so terrible. A one fingered blind man with a broken wrist could write more legibly than me. So? I try not to write in cursive though technically I do know how.

You read every comic on the comic page in the daily newspaper every day.

Semi-true, I read Pearls before Swine, Non Sequitur, Garfield , Barney and Clyde, I still check Dilbert-but its aging out, Mike Du Jour, but I really like Rhymes with Orange

You are starting to believe those toothpaste commercials that warn you everything you eat is eroding your tooth enamel AND YOU CAN NEVER GET IT BACK (sounds of horrific screams in background)

The irony of my former love for Dilbert is that I used to read it obsessively (but when I wasn't working in an actual office). I rarely read it these days (have been working in an office environment since 2010). One reason, it's too close to home. Two? I used to read the newspaper obsessively in the 90's and early 2000's. It's still pretty accessible online I suppose ... but I'm no longer drawn to it. Sorry Sir Dogbert.

False with the toothpaste commercials. I admit I do need to take better care of my teeth but not because of my eating habits and the commercials.

When you were a teenager, you crossed a train bridge and got a scare as a train was coming down the track while you were halfway over the bridge.

False, my grandfather worked for the B&O, heard too many horror stories growing up

You carry an epipen even though you are not allergic to anything

1/4 true. When I was deployed in the Gulf during the Gulf War, we were issued autoinjectors in case we were exposed to chemical weapons. Then again, almost everyone is allergic to chemical weapons. Other then that? False.

#Pizzaislove #Pizzaislife is your personal religion and motto.

True.

You flinch when you hear Kardashians' name on a legitimate (not just an entertainment news show) nightly news program.

True, oh so true!

You're tired of hearing anything about Trump

True and False. On the one hand, I would love to see him succeed and take the 2016 Republican presidential nominee spot. On the other hand, he needs to be jettisoned into the sun before he further kills humanities' collective soul/karma.

You keep getting the definitions of flotsam and jetsam confused.

Are they part of the the Kardashion family?

I couldn't go back to add the rest. So here's the answer,

False (I do know)

You don't remember Sophie Tucker

I don't think I ever knew a Sophie Tucker. Ever. So is that technically a false?

You know where Waldo is (at this moment).

Technically, your answer should be true

False, I don't even care where Waldo is

You have watched every Star Wars movie

I have watched all six of the theatrically released Star Wars movies. True.

You're terrified of squirrels and pigeons.

False, I even like toads and frogs, snakes......not so much

You didn't look up Sophie Tucker to see who she was

False. I did Google her. Looked at her IMDb page. Never seen any of her films.

You didn't have breakfast this morning.

True, but it's only 1 PM


You didn't read 50 shades of grey and refuse to see the movie

Read? Nope. So that's true. The only way I'd watch the film adaptation is if Rifftrax produces a commentary track for the film.

You're hankering for some cheesecake now.

False, I used to love it but now it seems to be too rich


You will never be able to see cheesecake the same way again

Huh? Still love cheesecake. Still see it with adoration in my eyes.

You think you could do worse then be reincarnated as a elementary school pet turtle in your next life.

True, I could come back as a Kardashian grandchild


You like to ride on vintage fire trucks during the 4th of July parades