If Microsoft and the Catholic Church would merge, what name?

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In the Humor forum, AngeliqueEast posted a joke article on "MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church".

Someone suggested, "Microchurch?"

That dont sound right. Neither does Cathsoft (sounds like a Russian oil company).

BBLE? Cat.0.Lic? Nah, too underground.

Jesus G2, too Protestant.

RE-Surrection? Too much like a clothing label.

Good question! Shoot...

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[+1] - Mr Stillwater - 06/28/2005"Saints'R'Us"?
[+1] - shewolfnm - 06/28/2005Catholicism XP Catholic Windows 97 St Outlook
[+1] - Mr Stillwater - 06/28/2005The LINUX Inquisition! Burn the unbelivers!!
[+1] - nimh - 06/28/2005Christ 2000? Or in short, X2K?
[+1] - shewolfnm - 06/28/2005you know that the catholic church is trying to assign a saint for the internet? > lemme find that article again<
[+1] - shewolfnm - 06/28/2005http://www.catholic.org/saints/isidore.php
[+1] - FreeDuck - 06/28/2005MSCC, or maybe CatholiSoft.
[+1] - shewolfnm - 06/28/2005oops. double post.
[+1] - dlowan - 06/28/2005The Holy Ghost in the Machine? Jesus $#@&ing Christ Soft?
[+1] - dlowan - 06/28/2005The Blue Window of Eternal Life?

"Saints'R'Us"?

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Catholicism XP

Catholic Windows 97

St Outlook

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The LINUX Inquisition! Burn the unbelivers!!

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Christ 2000? Or in short, X2K?

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you know that the catholic church is trying to assign a saint for the internet?
> lemme find that article again<

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http://www.catholic.org/saints/isidore.php

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MSCC, or maybe CatholiSoft.

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oops.
double post.

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The Holy Ghost in the Machine?

Jesus $#@&ing Christ Soft?

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The Blue Window of Eternal Life?

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Omniscient, Omnipotent and Benevolent-Soft?

Almighty-Soft?

(I am baaaad...)

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St Microsh*t of the Catholic church

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PGMTW

Please God Make This Work.

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Lol!

You realise there would be no more firewalls allowed - and you would have to stay with the same ISP forever - unless you could prove your relationship was never consummated...

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Here are more names, come on you can think of more.

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1421911#1421911

The ones I came up with are on the last page (2 I think)

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dlowan wrote:

Jesus $#@&ing Christ Soft?

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NetWings is cute.

MSCC is professional ... tho, akin to MSNBC, it should be MSNCC I guess.

AlmightySoft is very, very clever tho.

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I just wrote:

The name

The slogan

And our theme songs name and its first four words

Later

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Our Lady of Perpetual Porn

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