Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Futurist wrote:wanking is proven to be good for health,
as long as you do it privately.
WHOA! Just hold on here a second....
So walking into nursing homes, and wanking it in front of old people before running away before the cops get there....that's not good for your health?
DAMN!
I worked in a nursing home at one time.
One resident had a very rigid schedule, every day at 7:55am precisely he would wank off in his room, fortunatley facing away from the door. Then, he would arrive via wheelchair at my office door at 8:00am so I could give him a 3 musketeers bar.
If I was running late, he was beside himself.
Actually, on occassion he could accomodate a 2nd, even 3rd blast off.
One day, looking at my clock, I knew he would be in his room for his 10:35 peanut butter cracker break, so I trotted on down to get some paperwork signed.
Imagine my surprise when I realized he was taking advantage of an unexpected event.....
Another resident, Margaret, who had severe dementia had wheeled herself into his doorway, where she said discussing events from 1935.
The gentlemen was just "going to town" as they say, gasping out "hey margaret, lookit me margaret, I'm shakin' it margaret, I'm shakin it for you"!
Margaret: Oh that's nice Billy (her son who was about 70 now), come over here and I'll make you a nice sandwich for you lunch. Of Course I will Billy.
I denied my friend his 3 Musketeers for 2 weeks.
