Is masturbation evil?

Masturbation is perfectly normal. It actually has a lot of health benefits, like lowering blood pressure

All I can say to those who would deny that rape is about aggression, is screw you! (while flipping a bird)

Note: do not read ahead if you are vaguely squeamish, or are male

The document is the only reason I found this thread, and also suggests sticking a long thin tube (eg, fishing line) inside your...
Well, I get the feeling I'm going to be getting nightmares about this, so I'll just say it reaches your bladder.
Shiver.
An, apparently, this causes prostate cancer. I have no clue how. Nor do I want to know.

What a party pooper.