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My love is like a...... popsicle

 
 
Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 10:37 pm
Nutter from California decides that he MUST visit his internet girlfriend.

Problem? She lives in Winnipeg.

No worries. Love will find a way!!!!!!

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He couldn't get into Canada legally to visit her because he had been convicted in 1984 of robbing a Pizza Hut in Arkansas. She couldn't afford to travel to the United States because she is a single mother of limited financial means.

So Gonsoulin tried to sneak across the Canadian border from North Dakota into Winnipeg in late February. But having spent his entire life in warm climates, he wasn't prepared for a Canadian winter. He suffered severe frostbite and hypothermia after four days in the outdoors trying to trek about seven kilometres, and was babbling incoherently when an RCMP officer found him.

Gonsoulin's eight fingers and several toes had to be amputated earlier this week.

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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 10:40 pm
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He will spend another month recovering in the medical ward at the Winnipeg Remand Centre where he is awaiting deportation back to the United States after pleading guilty to immigration violations. He was sentenced to one year unsupervised probation.

Gonsoulin, who is homeless, said he plans to live with his sister in Arkansas until he can get his life together.



Arkansas - that'll mean he has some extra digits anyhow. Probably end up with a normal compliment now.


One year's unsupervised probation? What else could go wrong? They decide on a honeymoon at Mt St Helens??
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 10:43 pm
Like - when he'd travelled through South Dakota and noticed that it wasn't exactly warm, what did he think it was going to be like in North Dakota??

As some of our Canadian posters will point out he still had about 2200 kilometres to travel! Faarrrk!
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