You've never played Dungeons and Dragons or World of Warcraft, have you???
Bastard swords are really heavy long(ish) swords. The hilt is designed for swinging the sword with two hands. It can also be wielded with only one (but is more difficult to use).
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[T]he bastard sword is a sword that is midway in length between a short sword and a long sword
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