Tomorrow is ST Paddies, Were having company for supper, were having , tender beef sushi,, salmon bake, a Thailand sesame cabbage and cress salad, smashed wasabi potatoes,
and ginger ice cream(homemade , well, it will be tomorrow)
Is this the room they keep Johnny Depp in?
Cuz, like, he's the epitome of the evolved man.
<swoon>
yeh hes here, we have him tied up like the love bitch he is.
Gus is putting prison tats on him. kicky's lube in him up.
Hell be squealing like a little piggy real soon.
When does he go underground for the bake?
<sneaking in to free Johnny Depp - SWOON>
There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lives 'way back a long time ago
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well, this cat's name is-a Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuwine dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to fawruh
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a big ugly club and a head fulla hairuh
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bearuhs
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)
He rides thru the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monstahs dead on their knees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him cuz they know bettah
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Cuz he's a mean motah scootah and a bad go-gettah
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)
Thair he goes,
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Look at that cave man go
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He sure is hip ain't he
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like what's happening
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's too much
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, Daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Hi-yo dinosawruh
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, Daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Get 'em, man
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like--hipsville
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
dys at his most loquacious
Why is peppermint calling dys a kumquat? Is it some kind of term of affection? Aren't they both men? Isn't that against the Word? Shouldn't we turn our backs on them?
Hey! Where's l'k going with Johnny Depp?
He's mine!
Eek! <runs while pushing JD in front and trying to get both of us out the door, or at least to the broom closet>
<Opens broom closet, laughing, with duct tape and a giant turkey baster in hand>
Welcome, Johnny and littlek, I've been waiting for you!
<waits on shelf, crowbar at the ready - who to whack first, kix or k?>
<jabbing ehBeth in the ass with a hypodermic filled with horse tranquilizer>
<drops crowbar which falls on kix, killing him instantly>
Gives beth antidote
have at him!
Oh my!!! It really IS a weeny wienie isn't it?
<Luckily Kicky is part cat (why else would everyone I know tell me that I'm such a pussy?), and still has eight other lives left. He picks up crowbar, bashes Johnny and littlek in the head with it, and tapes them together, face-to-face, crotch-to-crotch. He then sits and waits for farmerman and the rest of the boys to show up for the "show".>
<shooshing that silly rabbit out of the room with a broom>
<while kix is distracted by bunny, unties johnny and shoves him out the window - unties l'k and gives her the crowbar - runs to johnny's side - swoons>
<ignoring Johnny for the moment, littlek picks up the crowbar and starts walking towards kicky>
Ah'm a lil'weary o'porn threads...
polly o'porny
went out on st. pattie's
to fetch her poor doggie some ale
but she fell on a wee-man
who thinks he's a he-man
and chases all o'er for tail
poor polly was fractious
she'd run out of matches
and the post-copulatory smoke went unlit
but our leprechaun
had a great big old grin on
and said, "after I screw, I sh*t..."
(dear me, how indelicate. and scans so rough...)
